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If I'm not in my TARDIS, You can find me at 221b Baker St drinking tea, running around the Shire with the Hobbits, or roaming around Kansas in a 1967 Chevrolet Impala,
You know, saving people, hunting things.
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y r white ppl obsessed with avocados
idk wat ur talking about.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing
whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment
i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”
do you guys even realise how many stars there are in the sky. probably like more than 30. i don’t even have 30 fingers that shit is fucking insane man
haven’t made an embroidery in a while.